Running Diary of the NBA draft..
I am doing a running diary of the NBA draft, should be fun. Oh yeah, I am drinking too...
4:10pm
Is Stephen A. Smith the Samuel L. Jackson of broadcasting? God Damn, the man just yells into the mic. Calm down son! "Of course they deserve to die, and I hope the burn in hell!"
4:12pm
Oden already being compared to Ewing...hahahaha. Good news for Portland. Damn, Dickie V is yelling too. ESPN is turning into the Springer show, just yell to get your point across. Those two are making me like Jay Bilas more and more, that makes me scared.
4:15pm
The camera just caught Durant's mom cleaning something off her son's cheek. Now that was funny. Durant pointed at the camera and his mom gave the camera the "oh, they caught me cleaning my child look". By the way, Durant is looking stylish.
4:20pm
Joakim Noah looks like Snoop Dog with the hair down, and the small skinny mustache. I won't be surprised if he rolls a blunt and smokes it on stage.
4:26pm
Start the draft for the love of god!
4:28pm
Why do they have the ESPN guys over the loud speakers? When they were talking about Yi, he seemed embrassed by what they were saying about his strength. Lets taint the greatest night of these young players lives by guys who were never able to play in this league. Except for Mark Jackson, insult away Mark, insult away.
4:30pm
We already saw this intro, thanks ESPN for not filming two intros.
4:32pm
Here we go, and with the first pick, the Blazer select Father Time, I mean Greg Oden. Spit it out David Stern, he is having a REALLY hard time giving his "Welcome for tuning in" speech.
4:37pm
Durant thought is would be ok to be taken second, from the look on his face, it is not ok. Born is the "chip on the shoulder". Congratulations Sonics!
4:40pm
Bring on Beer two!
4:41pm
SEATTLE HAS SENT RAY ALLEN TO BOSTON FOR THE #5 pick. They are going to select Jeff Green. YEAH YEAH YEAH DURANT BABY!!!!!! WOW! INTERESTING EVENING FOR THE SONICS! Bill Simmons is going nuts right now. I am not happy with the trade of Ray Allen. Jeff Green is an interesting player. I wish they would have taken Corey Brewer.
4:47pm
WHO WILL ATLANTA TAKE? I say they take Mike Conley, but they will take Al Hortford. And they do take Al Hortford. Best player available, I think it is smart for Atlanta. It makes them not have to play Sheldon Williams as much. I think he provides a great one-two punch on the boards and on D with Josh Smith.
4:52pm
Not too much of a surprise here, Mike Conley is taken #4. He is barely taller than the Commish? IS that a good sign?
4:57pm
So the trade goes down. Jeff Green is going to play along side Durant. Baller. I am warming up to this. Ray is 32 years old. He has been oft injured. Nice young nucleus starting to develop in Seattle. Seattle is taking a page out of the Portland Trail Blazers from last season. Wow, interesting draft so far.
5:10pm
Minnesota selects Corey Brewer, and Joakim Noah is looking PISSED! He really thought that he was going to Minnesota.
5:20pm
I WAS RIGHT! Bobcats select Brendan Wright...suck it Sam! Another RAW RAW player, sans Kwame Brown. 3rd UNC player drafted by MJ since he has been with the Bulls.
5:23pm
Why is it that every time I see Spike Lee, I see Reggie Miller? Here is Chicago's pick, does Spencer Hawes go here? Joakim is still on the board, so I don't think so. Yep, Joakim goes instead of Hawes. Chicago has got to be the favorite in the East! DAMN Joakim's MOM IS HOT! Former Miss Sweden. Never would have guessed that with how UGLY Joakim is.
5:31pm
Oh, did you see the Durant Seattle Sonics tickets commercial! I wished they would have ended the commercial with a farewell to Ray Allen! That would have been bonkers!
5:32pm
Spencer Hawes goes #10 to the Sacramento Kings. That is pretty much how I predicted it earlier this afternoon. If Chicago passed, then Sacramento was going to stop his fall at #10. Congratulations Hawes! FUCK BUSH BY THE WAY HAWES!
Sorry...passed out for a while because of the Supersonics draft...
I awoke because of the Stephen A. Smith yelling match with Dickie V.
Anyways, WE OUT!
4:10pm
Is Stephen A. Smith the Samuel L. Jackson of broadcasting? God Damn, the man just yells into the mic. Calm down son! "Of course they deserve to die, and I hope the burn in hell!"
4:12pm
Oden already being compared to Ewing...hahahaha. Good news for Portland. Damn, Dickie V is yelling too. ESPN is turning into the Springer show, just yell to get your point across. Those two are making me like Jay Bilas more and more, that makes me scared.
4:15pm
The camera just caught Durant's mom cleaning something off her son's cheek. Now that was funny. Durant pointed at the camera and his mom gave the camera the "oh, they caught me cleaning my child look". By the way, Durant is looking stylish.
4:20pm
Joakim Noah looks like Snoop Dog with the hair down, and the small skinny mustache. I won't be surprised if he rolls a blunt and smokes it on stage.
4:26pm
Start the draft for the love of god!
4:28pm
Why do they have the ESPN guys over the loud speakers? When they were talking about Yi, he seemed embrassed by what they were saying about his strength. Lets taint the greatest night of these young players lives by guys who were never able to play in this league. Except for Mark Jackson, insult away Mark, insult away.
4:30pm
We already saw this intro, thanks ESPN for not filming two intros.
4:32pm
Here we go, and with the first pick, the Blazer select Father Time, I mean Greg Oden. Spit it out David Stern, he is having a REALLY hard time giving his "Welcome for tuning in" speech.
4:37pm
Durant thought is would be ok to be taken second, from the look on his face, it is not ok. Born is the "chip on the shoulder". Congratulations Sonics!
4:40pm
Bring on Beer two!
4:41pm
SEATTLE HAS SENT RAY ALLEN TO BOSTON FOR THE #5 pick. They are going to select Jeff Green. YEAH YEAH YEAH DURANT BABY!!!!!! WOW! INTERESTING EVENING FOR THE SONICS! Bill Simmons is going nuts right now. I am not happy with the trade of Ray Allen. Jeff Green is an interesting player. I wish they would have taken Corey Brewer.
4:47pm
WHO WILL ATLANTA TAKE? I say they take Mike Conley, but they will take Al Hortford. And they do take Al Hortford. Best player available, I think it is smart for Atlanta. It makes them not have to play Sheldon Williams as much. I think he provides a great one-two punch on the boards and on D with Josh Smith.
4:52pm
Not too much of a surprise here, Mike Conley is taken #4. He is barely taller than the Commish? IS that a good sign?
4:57pm
So the trade goes down. Jeff Green is going to play along side Durant. Baller. I am warming up to this. Ray is 32 years old. He has been oft injured. Nice young nucleus starting to develop in Seattle. Seattle is taking a page out of the Portland Trail Blazers from last season. Wow, interesting draft so far.
5:10pm
Minnesota selects Corey Brewer, and Joakim Noah is looking PISSED! He really thought that he was going to Minnesota.
5:20pm
I WAS RIGHT! Bobcats select Brendan Wright...suck it Sam! Another RAW RAW player, sans Kwame Brown. 3rd UNC player drafted by MJ since he has been with the Bulls.
5:23pm
Why is it that every time I see Spike Lee, I see Reggie Miller? Here is Chicago's pick, does Spencer Hawes go here? Joakim is still on the board, so I don't think so. Yep, Joakim goes instead of Hawes. Chicago has got to be the favorite in the East! DAMN Joakim's MOM IS HOT! Former Miss Sweden. Never would have guessed that with how UGLY Joakim is.
5:31pm
Oh, did you see the Durant Seattle Sonics tickets commercial! I wished they would have ended the commercial with a farewell to Ray Allen! That would have been bonkers!
5:32pm
Spencer Hawes goes #10 to the Sacramento Kings. That is pretty much how I predicted it earlier this afternoon. If Chicago passed, then Sacramento was going to stop his fall at #10. Congratulations Hawes! FUCK BUSH BY THE WAY HAWES!
Sorry...passed out for a while because of the Supersonics draft...
I awoke because of the Stephen A. Smith yelling match with Dickie V.
Anyways, WE OUT!