Being a Seattle Sports fan

Is about this close from sucking!

Fuck you Madden Curse! Fuck you Super Bowl Losers Curse! Fuck you Chunky Campbell's Soup Curse! Fuck you!!!

FUCK YOU ROMO! Fuck you for fucking Jessica Simpson, and Claire Underwood! This is your balancing act! The world made itself balanced today!

Now we take on Chicago! DA BEARS! SUCK!!!!! GROSSMAN, lazy, not prepared!