HOOPLA - Angie, why?
Excuse me, while I rant for couple of paragraphs. First off, WHAT HAPPEN TO ANGIE MENTINK (FORMERLY ARLOTTI) ????? When did she become NOT HOT? I remember watching her in college, and wanting to spend a special night alone in a dirty hotel room with her with one of those vibrating beds. All of a sudden she gets married and she is NOT HOT ANYMORE! I guess that is what having a couple kids will do for you...(note to self, cross Angie Arlotti, or Mentink off of laminated list of the 5 people I can hook up with and not get in trouble for). I mean, props for being a Husky Alumni, first softball player ever to be inducted into the Husky Hall of Fame, but this is a sad day for me. The candle has burned out long before the legend ever did...
Softy is just that, Soft. He sucked balls. Tried making lame ass jokes, and nobody, I MEAN NOBODY LIKED THEM! I mean, after these jokes, there was awkward silence.
Next year, get the program hosted by two drunk guys who are super into Husky Hoops, (Yes Pat and I are available next year to anyone who reads this from the Husky Athletic department) or just let Romar MC the night. That man has more charisma coming out of his left ring finger than Softy could ever possibly call upon. I would have loved to hear the story of what made the freshman decided to attend UW. Like, when Romar looked into their eyes and said everything was going to be alright, that would have been a dope evening.
To the event itself, Phil Nelson was robbed in the Dance off (dance off took too long), Why did they not let Ryan Appleby shoot until one of his teammates beat him? I mean, after he had killed like 5 or 6 players, you would have to think that his arms would have gotten tired and would have been a close contest with someone. ROMAR, please start Appleby! Get rid of Frozen T-Shirt Contest. DO NOT ACCEPT SOMEONE OUT OF THE STANDS IF THEY ARE FROM THE BAND! Talk about contrasts of coolness...
MORE WARREN MOON NEXT YEAR, LESS MC, LESS SLAM DUNK CONTEST, MORE QUALITY DUNKS, MORE SCRIMMAGING, LESS FROZEN T-SHIRT, LESS HYPE, MORE SUBSTANCE! Please, can someone bring back Bob Bender next year, along with Doug Wrenn so we can thank them for fouling up Husky B-Ball so bad that we had to go find Romar. Romar is the bext thing to ever happen to UW SPORTS.
I am down off my soap box, trying to remember why I loved Angie Arlotti....
Softy is just that, Soft. He sucked balls. Tried making lame ass jokes, and nobody, I MEAN NOBODY LIKED THEM! I mean, after these jokes, there was awkward silence.
Next year, get the program hosted by two drunk guys who are super into Husky Hoops, (Yes Pat and I are available next year to anyone who reads this from the Husky Athletic department) or just let Romar MC the night. That man has more charisma coming out of his left ring finger than Softy could ever possibly call upon. I would have loved to hear the story of what made the freshman decided to attend UW. Like, when Romar looked into their eyes and said everything was going to be alright, that would have been a dope evening.
To the event itself, Phil Nelson was robbed in the Dance off (dance off took too long), Why did they not let Ryan Appleby shoot until one of his teammates beat him? I mean, after he had killed like 5 or 6 players, you would have to think that his arms would have gotten tired and would have been a close contest with someone. ROMAR, please start Appleby! Get rid of Frozen T-Shirt Contest. DO NOT ACCEPT SOMEONE OUT OF THE STANDS IF THEY ARE FROM THE BAND! Talk about contrasts of coolness...
MORE WARREN MOON NEXT YEAR, LESS MC, LESS SLAM DUNK CONTEST, MORE QUALITY DUNKS, MORE SCRIMMAGING, LESS FROZEN T-SHIRT, LESS HYPE, MORE SUBSTANCE! Please, can someone bring back Bob Bender next year, along with Doug Wrenn so we can thank them for fouling up Husky B-Ball so bad that we had to go find Romar. Romar is the bext thing to ever happen to UW SPORTS.
I am down off my soap box, trying to remember why I loved Angie Arlotti....
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